Heeeellllloooooo :3 Today I went to the park with my dad and sister to ride my scooter, and we brought some stale bread to feed the birds by the lake (Tropical weather here. Yes, in the US.) But anyways, I was riding down the hill and got thirsty, so I ran(rode, but it was so hard to ride uphill) to get water from the car. While I did that, I grabbed some bread and ran back. We sat on the table and fed the birds and this GINORMOUS goose came towards us and ate the bread right out of the air! Anyways, the birds came and litterly mobbed us. After they left we rode some more, got tired and sat on a bench and fed the birds. And we see these two swans swimming and I was like, "Look at those swans!" They came out of the water and we realized they were actually geese just HUGE! One male, one female. They came close to us and we ran out of bread. I bent down to grab a piece of crust to feed him, and he LUNGED AT ME! :O Then my dad shooed him away and kicked him. And the bird just stood there all like, "You better run boy! I'm not taking any of that shi-( remembers blog is age appropriate) stuff!" and he BITES my dads leg. Luckily he was wearing jeans. It was 40 yr old man V.S a 2 year old male swan and the swan went CRAZY and started biting and squawking and- oh my goodness! I litterly had to jump onto the table because he kept on attacking me!! It was scary but hilarous. My dad lost the battle *LOL* and we ended up running away.
DISCLAMER: HE ATTACKED A COUPLE AFTER WE LEFT. NO BIRDS WERE HARMED IN THIS PROCESS, BUT WE WHERE SCARED INTO FLEEING.
Hope you guys weren't too bored reading that, but heres some more good news!
*DRUMROLL PLEASE*
I drove a car today! Okay, I didn't 'drive,drive,' I just parked drove around a parking lot and then coasted into the parking space, but it was exciting! Thats all for today! Sorry for this long and kinda boring post!
BTW: IF YOU'DE LIKE SOME MORE NEWS ABOUT ME, I'LL DO MORE OF THESE POSTS! I ACTUALLY ENJOY DOING THEM!
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